This here's the tale of Buckaroo, a rootin' tootin' cactus cowpoke. Buckaroo was known for his nimble draw and his trusty six-shooter made outta polished cactus spines. He lived on a backwater asteroid called Dusty Gulch, a wild place where the drinks flowed like plasma and trouble was always stirring. One day, Buckaroo got wind of a cosmic secret